"Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms round the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, in the starting cage."
One of my favorite quotes from Cloud Atlas pretty much sums up why, after a few too many infuriating email exchanges with Real Gap, I've decided to dedicate my unemployed life to taking them down. Well, maybe not taking them down, but at least writing enough reviews, and messaging enough people on facebook, to lose them substantial money. I think it's a worthy use of my time.
A few highlights of our interactions:
Me: In no way, shape or form was this class for "all levels" like you said. On day two we were being asked to perform dangerous acrobatics with people who had been at the school for up to a year.
Fisa Liddmore*, Real Gap: Safety is paramount at the school and in the shared acrobatics session, the moves students were asked to carry out were tailored to ability and longevity of stay. You were carrying out moves of differing difficulty levels to the students who had been there longer.
Me: Unless you were hiding in the back of our class, you don't really seem qualified to tell me what we were and were not asked to do.
Fisa Liddmore, Real Gap: We are satisfied that the services you received at the academy were consistent with the programme information you received before you arrived.
Dear Real Gap. You messed with the wrong retired lawyer.
**The name of the Real Gap representative I found so useful has been changed due to a cease and desist letter sent by Real Gap asking me not to name their representatives.
One of my favorite quotes from Cloud Atlas pretty much sums up why, after a few too many infuriating email exchanges with Real Gap, I've decided to dedicate my unemployed life to taking them down. Well, maybe not taking them down, but at least writing enough reviews, and messaging enough people on facebook, to lose them substantial money. I think it's a worthy use of my time.
A few highlights of our interactions:
Me: In no way, shape or form was this class for "all levels" like you said. On day two we were being asked to perform dangerous acrobatics with people who had been at the school for up to a year.
Fisa Liddmore*, Real Gap: Safety is paramount at the school and in the shared acrobatics session, the moves students were asked to carry out were tailored to ability and longevity of stay. You were carrying out moves of differing difficulty levels to the students who had been there longer.
Me: Unless you were hiding in the back of our class, you don't really seem qualified to tell me what we were and were not asked to do.
Fisa Liddmore, Real Gap: We are satisfied that the services you received at the academy were consistent with the programme information you received before you arrived.
Dear Real Gap. You messed with the wrong retired lawyer.
**The name of the Real Gap representative I found so useful has been changed due to a cease and desist letter sent by Real Gap asking me not to name their representatives.
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